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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 13:40
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
No go.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Harvard doctor lists 6 cancer causing foods: What are their alternatives - Times of India
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Double Speak About NASA Science - NASA Watch
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Would you date a Muslim guy? Why/why not?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
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